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If I Take These Steps I'll Get There
Created on 2004-04-17 21:20:05 (#2869356), last updated 2006-10-28
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Basic Info| Name: | Daniel Weaver |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1983-11-20 |
| Location: | Irvine, California, United States |
| Website: | the big dance |
Bioas much as i hate to erase "sleep on portraits painted as perfect as you." i must say that i want to meet a girl that thinks i'm cool when im brushing my teeth, since when i brush my teeth i get toothpaste everywere, no for reals, just picture toothpaste all over my face, then times it by 10, thats me. lets fall in love, etc.
p.s. jude law fucking owns, im gonna add things as i go along, things that say stuff like,"i'm super flakey"..i once broke an acoustic guitar over my head and i know more words than i can spell. its cool when im just chatting though.
i once wrestled a girl and gave her such a bad wedgey that we had to cut her underwear off, the straps are still hanging up on the wall. and one time i head butted a printer minus the fancy casing and cut my hand, long story short i wiped the blood on my face like war paint, it scared people so i washed it off. the other day my ipod froze, so i just wore the headphones in my ears so i didnt have to talk to people. once at this party i told everyone the real night rider was outside and could talk, when the party went outside they realized it was just a 1985 firebird.
OH AND I PRETTY MUCH RUIN MY ON LIFE BY DOING DUMB THINGS WHEN IM DRUNK, I MAY ONE DAY BE PUT IN THE WHOLE IN SAN QUENTON AND THEY MAY THROW AWAY THE KEY..i also like to watch baseball, i also like to wear lumberjack shirts now, its like my new period of dan: the lumberjack years, im getting a new sewing machine in a few days and im happy. word
.i also just noticed this should be in the about me section but its to late to turn back now
also i am done breaking beer bottles on my head, i lost my stuff aka the juice
on our way to santa barbra brandon and i found a baby bird, we named i george, it then died because it had to watch to drunk people have sex. from this day forth i shall go by dan "the party has arrived" weaver.hence thou shalt hence, i have started a lot of gangs in my life, more like clubs, like in football i was in the koolkats, yes one word and with k's, i also once hung a baby doll off my key chain and brandon said we should call ourselves the dead babies, the name stuck and years later on a stadium tour, they sang along.
i never knew so many people read this, why thank you, oh and i got mmy sewing machine a while ago........i like vincent galllo and i also like little kid picnic tables now, i know why, its not one of those "i dont know why's".
I just happened to notice that i make below 30,000 dollars a year, it's right there to the left, u can see for yourself, that would means i make LESS money than kristin lawrence.(period)...
today my dad backed the jeep into a hand ball court and said "fuck i bet thats like a thousand dollars"
today i went to palm springs and santa monica in one day, so watch your step, i also almost puked at dennys since i was drunk still and it was hot, and it was gnar..also there is a new rap group in town, "the stashes with matches. look for us at the forum this fall, we will be opening for a crunk dancing squad from georgia...some might say this about me is almost two long..i would say to them. maybe they are right, but when they see brandons gumby stop motion movie of will sliding around, they will change there tune
tonight sweet babes told me of a stash kit that comes with a comb and i found a sweet nook for pizza eating etc..gosh darn this about me is long, i also just saw that i misspeled the word too, very interesting.,,also me and brandon once went to a discount ciggerette shop and asked "so which ones are discounted" the man said" there arn't really any that are discounted, its just a name, like el pollo loco" no f ing joke foo...barry maillow, the humamn starrr...so the stolen handle of tangerie gin which was stolen without a top and all it had was the bar poor spoout was attempted to be drank by a drunk girl in long beach and she spilled all over herself. i lost myself in vegas, along with all the money i spent on vodka sodas and strippers.
man this shit got so long i stopped adding things to it, im overseas right now on an island in the ocean on earth and saw a ghost in a haunted handyvan in a junkyard and then i saw the same baron land on dg the bounty hunter on A&E. i enjoyed that. a new era begins today as carl becomes 21 years of age
p.s. jude law fucking owns, im gonna add things as i go along, things that say stuff like,"i'm super flakey"..i once broke an acoustic guitar over my head and i know more words than i can spell. its cool when im just chatting though.
i once wrestled a girl and gave her such a bad wedgey that we had to cut her underwear off, the straps are still hanging up on the wall. and one time i head butted a printer minus the fancy casing and cut my hand, long story short i wiped the blood on my face like war paint, it scared people so i washed it off. the other day my ipod froze, so i just wore the headphones in my ears so i didnt have to talk to people. once at this party i told everyone the real night rider was outside and could talk, when the party went outside they realized it was just a 1985 firebird.
OH AND I PRETTY MUCH RUIN MY ON LIFE BY DOING DUMB THINGS WHEN IM DRUNK, I MAY ONE DAY BE PUT IN THE WHOLE IN SAN QUENTON AND THEY MAY THROW AWAY THE KEY..i also like to watch baseball, i also like to wear lumberjack shirts now, its like my new period of dan: the lumberjack years, im getting a new sewing machine in a few days and im happy. word
.i also just noticed this should be in the about me section but its to late to turn back now
also i am done breaking beer bottles on my head, i lost my stuff aka the juice
on our way to santa barbra brandon and i found a baby bird, we named i george, it then died because it had to watch to drunk people have sex. from this day forth i shall go by dan "the party has arrived" weaver.hence thou shalt hence, i have started a lot of gangs in my life, more like clubs, like in football i was in the koolkats, yes one word and with k's, i also once hung a baby doll off my key chain and brandon said we should call ourselves the dead babies, the name stuck and years later on a stadium tour, they sang along.
i never knew so many people read this, why thank you, oh and i got mmy sewing machine a while ago........i like vincent galllo and i also like little kid picnic tables now, i know why, its not one of those "i dont know why's".
I just happened to notice that i make below 30,000 dollars a year, it's right there to the left, u can see for yourself, that would means i make LESS money than kristin lawrence.(period)...
today my dad backed the jeep into a hand ball court and said "fuck i bet thats like a thousand dollars"
today i went to palm springs and santa monica in one day, so watch your step, i also almost puked at dennys since i was drunk still and it was hot, and it was gnar..also there is a new rap group in town, "the stashes with matches. look for us at the forum this fall, we will be opening for a crunk dancing squad from georgia...some might say this about me is almost two long..i would say to them. maybe they are right, but when they see brandons gumby stop motion movie of will sliding around, they will change there tune
tonight sweet babes told me of a stash kit that comes with a comb and i found a sweet nook for pizza eating etc..gosh darn this about me is long, i also just saw that i misspeled the word too, very interesting.,,also me and brandon once went to a discount ciggerette shop and asked "so which ones are discounted" the man said" there arn't really any that are discounted, its just a name, like el pollo loco" no f ing joke foo...barry maillow, the humamn starrr...so the stolen handle of tangerie gin which was stolen without a top and all it had was the bar poor spoout was attempted to be drank by a drunk girl in long beach and she spilled all over herself. i lost myself in vegas, along with all the money i spent on vodka sodas and strippers.
man this shit got so long i stopped adding things to it, im overseas right now on an island in the ocean on earth and saw a ghost in a haunted handyvan in a junkyard and then i saw the same baron land on dg the bounty hunter on A&E. i enjoyed that. a new era begins today as carl becomes 21 years of age
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